December 2009
40 posts
CHEERS End of the Aughts Drinking Game What: Swill champagne every time you hear someone say Michael Jackson, Goldman Sachs, Poker Face, jegging, or retweet. Why: Out with the old and in with the new. When: Banging pots and pans gets tired. Where: Anywhere a glass can go.
from dailycandy
she: “please don’t put this on your tumblr but since i know you will anyway, just quote me as she instead of using my name.”
done and done.
he: “you’re the shit. nobody can touch you. fuck em if they think otherwise.”
yes, we are absolutely from new jersey. we may speak like thugs but we only speak truth.
he: “my cousin bought an extra house just for man stuff. you know, to hang with the boys, shoot stuff, drink.”
the entire universe is sending me signs to become a lesbian.
she (onstage, mid-scene): “i had eight pieces of sushi. this is what happens when you leave me alone.”
he: “the next song i want to teach myself to play on guitar is lady gaga’s speechless.”
sigh.
necessary info for following conversation that just occurred in my house:
amy = sister, matt = sister’s fiance, mom = mom.
mom: “matt’s other present is still at your uncle’s house. it’s some sort of meat rub.”
me: “what exactly is a meat rub?”
mom: “i’m not sure but amy said matt likes his meat rubbed.” [long pause while i...
she: “i might need some help, i haven’t done my own laundry in a long time.”
me: “since you’ve been out on tour you mean?”
she: “no, a little longer. let’s see.. i haven’t done my own laundry in eight years.”
me: “i’m sorry, what?”
she: “well i have a person who comes to do it so.. yes. eight years.”
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happy birthday joe. seems to me like you’re starting it out in a great way, keep it up for the next 364 days.
snailboat:
So I’m turning 23 in nine minutes. I’ve got a glass of eight year old Glen Garioch Highland single malt scotch whisky, Sufjan Stevens eighth Christmas album, and three and a half pretzels. Happy birthday, Joe.
http://goodblimey.com/stream/Volume 1 (339... →
hanson and beatles mashup. for serious. a little rough in the beginning but it actually starts to work.
stop judging me, i love them!
theessentialman:
Just remember that you are in the driver’s seat. Negativity, difficult obstacles and hardships are nothing but bumps and detours on your trip through life. You can choose to park your car on the side of the road, over analyze the journey and let it slow you down, or you can step on the gas pedal and speed on through.
she: “i would love to meet up with you all again but i’m having my eyes done next week and will be in recovery. [laughs] i’m not sure why i just told you that, i literally haven’t told anyone that but i suppose it’s alright considering you’re a perfect stranger.”
she (later): “i have to tell you, you are so beautiful. i mean it. you’re...
she: “you gotta make a list of all the things you love and center yourself around that for a little while.”
“I still find each day too short for all the thoughts I want to think, all the walks I want to take, all the books I want to read, and all the friends I want to see.”
- John Burroughs
today is very long. this week is very long. it’s raining and freezing. i’m in freaking canada. the internet and i are on a big time out mainly bc nowhere has it except my apartment and i’m never in it. some days i think you just know you’re being tested. you’re not wondering, you just know.
but dammit, harvey fierstein is buying me dinner and how many people can have...
